New Zealand

**Elektrobank_9PM_Adelante** · February 20th, 2001, 02:39 AM

Well alot of you foreigners probably don't care, but I am sick of the misconceptions about my country New Zealand.

Firstly, alot of people seem to have the idea that we fuck sheep. Bestiallity is never talked about here, unlike america with its plephora of "Animal Sex" webistes (I swear I stumbled upon them by accident!).

Appareanlty we are all farmers and New Zealand has no cities or towns. Also false its just that we have trees as well.

And I thought I might add that the only reason we lose a few games at rugby is because unlike South Africa and Australia, we don't try and turn it into rugby league.

Anybody else with a misunderstood country??

Lewis ( smile

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**~((resonance))~** · February 20th, 2001, 06:39 AM

How about Canada eh?

No, we do not live in igloos.

No, I do NOT say "eh", or "hoser"... or "OOT AND ABOOT".

Yes, can you believe it?? Canada DOES stretch ALL the way accross!!!!

Holy shit! We even have SHOPPING MALLS!!!

Can I speak French??!?!

Yeah oh gosh... look... a McDonalds... IN CANADA!!!

Yes, its so fucking cold here, I can't speak, my jaw is frozen shut. HEY!! Maybe I should move to the states where its warmer!!

Ok, I'd love to go on, but I gotta gather up the dogs....*walks off* Now where did I put my sled???

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**K-Step** · February 23rd, 2001, 09:06 PM

*sigh*

You should try being from Iceland... then you wouldn't complain much smile

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**Elektrobank_9PM_Adelante** · February 24th, 2001, 09:33 PM

Your from Iceland eh? Let me make some annoying assumptions.

You like the same as everybody else and you live near some sort of volcanic mud pit in the middle of nowhere wink